reference humor

i realized today after making a string of unrelated jokes involving the talented mr. ripley, weekend at bernie's, and some other movie that is so inconsequential the name escapes my memory that nearly all jokes that i make are a reference in one way or another. i am a shitty, low-rent version of community.

i can't even self-criticize without referencing something.

only dumb people live in texas

"i'm not an idiot. i have a high school diploma and some college credits"

congratulations ma'am you have convinced me that you are my intellectual equal.

i also realized that the two people i texted after being told this line both dropped out of college so they are literally her. irony, right?

real talk

"hello my name is john treasure, as in the island"

this is the shit i have to do with at work.